Pest Control Technician

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Job description
When you see a spider, wasp, mouse or beetle do you...? A.Scream like a little girl and run the opposite direction as fast as you can? B. Freeze with fear and hope that that particular type of beetle is not the bite'n kind C. Jump on the nearest chair in hopes that mice can't jump. D. Begin swatting the air while yelling "anaphylactic, anaphylactic!!!"
If you answered yes to any of these.... I have one word for you... PAYBACK!!! We don't typically like people that have vendettas, but in this case, we'd like to see how many pests you can spray in one hour. Even if you don't have an ire for our our eight legged little irritants, we think you may still be interested in helping those of our customers who do. Which brings me to the requirements. I will list them in no particular order. 1. Willingness to be out and about all day and not stuck in an office. 2. A fantastic attitude. If your last employer/co-workers were EVER heard to say "He/she did nothing but complain!" We are not interested in you. Please don't apply if that was the case. And yes, we are going to call your previous employer and ask. We have lots of people who tell us that THEY were't responsible for their unhappiness at their previous job, and that it wasn't THEM it was their crabby previous employer. But lets be honest, we're pretty sure it was you. Even if it wasn't, we are going to go ahead and assume it was because its not worth the gamble. 3. Clean background. No anger management issues etc. If you do have some of these, I'd like to point out that the address (found in the "how to apply" section below) below is wrong. We've moved ;)
4. We have put number five separate from the others for one simple reason. BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT!! What could be SO important as to necessitate so many capital letters? What single description of a person could be so comprehensive as to automatically get an interview? We can sum it up in just two words. GREAT PERSONALITY We don't want boring people that don't seem to get along with anyone. You have to be EXTREMELY PERSONABLE! In fact, we expect for you to make us laugh at least twice in your first interview. The reason this is SO important is because you have to meet with the most important part of our business... our customers. And we have found that they like fun, customer service oriented people. If this sounds like you, we'd love to have you as part of our team. This is an entry level position that requires no prior experience or training. We are happy to teach you everything we know about pest control. But there is opportunity for advancement if you find that helping others by removing their pests is your calling in life. We hope to hear from you!
If you're a college student looking for work just for the summer, we currently have summer only positions available.
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Location:
Aurora

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